pablum

A cereal brand for infants made from wheat, oat and cornmeal; a diet that does not require chewing.

And thus: Anything overly bland or simplistic, especially speech or writing.

If there had been a lesson in the execution for Unk’s squadmates, they were finding the lesson as digestible as Pablum.

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fry-up

(idiomatic) A breakfast made of tomatoes, scrambled eggs, fried eggs, bacon, sausages, hash browns, baked beans, black pudding, chips, toast and mushrooms (or any combination thereof); full English breakfast.englishbreakfast

See also: brew-up.

“It’s best not to ask all these questions,” he said, “it upsets people. Now, how about a nice fry-up?”

Terry Pratchett, Mort

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